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Anonymous whispered: maybe straight white boys wouldnt be so bad at texting if girls werent such bitches.

klefable:

woah there brony friendzoni

Anonymous whispered: maybe straight white boys wouldnt be so bad at texting if girls werent such bitches.

klefable:

woah there brony friendzoni

borderlineotaku:

whatalansays:

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this
a moist owlet

…I’m so done with this site.

It’s such an aggressive and in your face water dance

borderlineotaku:

whatalansays:

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this

a moist owlet

…I’m so done with this site.

It’s such an aggressive and in your face water dance

(via jennstarkid)

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

(via themetalnerd)

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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(via bossykiwi)

#do pets rly do this??- #kitty #doggie #pets

sunshinychick:

ok so i think i finally found a category where tumblr is better than pinterest and that’s food

on pinterest if you search recipes they’re like “try a skinny mom pop! put 3 strawberries on a stick and add a little drizzle of white chocolate! way tasty and way healthier than most dessert options out there!”

tumblr food tag is like “put 15 snickers bars in a bigger fucking snickers bar you beautiful disaster”

(via bossykiwi)

#recipes #tumblr #food #pinterest

yugichrist:

"Grandpa, grandpa, tell us another greentext story, pleeeease!!" "Alright, just one more and then it’s off to bed with you." "Yaaaaaaay!!!" ">Be 17 >Go to Gamestop to pick up new game….."

(via mattsdebate)

aneastcoastbreeze:

wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

Most guys think eye liner and mascara are the same thing

(via consultingalpaca)

sofluffia:

Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?

(via doc-who-fanatic)

#fave

(Source: overheal, via doc-who-fanatic)

assassins-sandwich:

procrastinate—-later:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.

This reminds me of that crazy, evil lima bean in that episode of jimmy neutron 

assassins-sandwich:

procrastinate—-later:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.

This reminds me of that crazy, evil lima bean in that episode of jimmy neutron 

(via horriblewarning)

shutupandenjoytheshow:

When you do something embarrassing in front of people

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(via horriblewarning)

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